Thursday, September 10, 2015

The Bear Necessities

Day 18 of 28! This may be the longest I've ever stuck to a 'diet'... and believe me, I've wanted to give in a thousand times... but I'm seeing results so I only have 10 more days to go.

At any rate, I'm down 7.6 lbs and starting to see a difference in my waist. It's strange how some days you can lose inches but not weight... where does it go?

The Queen would sure like some parmesan cheese on this here portobello mushroom, but even without it, this is a pretty tasty snack.


After the snack, the King and I took a walk to the barn. We've never had tobacco in the barn before so I wanted to see what that was like.


Looking straight up it sort of reminds me of a cave with stalactites hanging down.


Am I the only one with 'stalactities hold tight to the ceiling and stalagmites might reach the ceiling one day' firmly ingrained in my psyche? Yeah? Thought so. Also kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species. That one, too.

Who needs a fall wreath? I have a bouquet of 'baccer.




Green balls with a hard shell. I don't know what these are, but I take pictures of things that intrigue me.


I may not know what's inside the green balls, but I can tell you that about this time there was a loud crashing through the woods as something moved by us. It was close. And it was big. My first thought was buck... or something that rhymes with buck, and then buck. But it sounded even bigger than that, like cow-sized but way more nimble than a cow. If we had moose I'd go with that.

So I can't be sure... but it could have been a bear. One who just wanted to put some distance between itself and us humans. I have heard reports of them in the county but never believed it.

And they say we have panthers, too. I really like panthers... but don't want to meet one face to face. Unless it's a tame panther... but how do you know? So it's just best left alone.

Our barn needs some work.


Out back is a gorgeous view, an amalgamation of trees and weeds and little hollows.


And the weeds are kinda pretty.

There are these yellow weeds that are different than the other yellow weeds that remind me of amaranth.


And these lilac weeds.


And this wild succulent.


Another praying mantis on the roof of the barn... amen.


I love sycamores. I planted one in the front yard where I buried Gracie.

And all this time we have had a field FULL of sycamore trees. I guess it's true that sometimes you really can't see the forest for the trees.


More barn porn.


These are striking.


In some ways I'll be sad when the field has been bushhogged because even though it's a hot mess, there's still beauty there. And the butterflies and bees love it, too.


Really, weeds are really just pioneer species that come in to repair the soil.


We have these everywhere. They are similar to jewel weed but with ferny looking leaves. I think they are called Partridge Pea, which would make sense because (as you can see to the right) they have pods.


I'm fascinated by the skeletal remains of Queen Anne's Lace. They're gorgeous when they're covered in little white flower heads, but even when they fold up they're so complex and interesting.


I haven't seen this one before. It's like a sea anemone.


But, you know... in a ditch.


And it comes out of this spiky, unwelcoming pod. "Stay away from me if you know what's good for you!"


And after it dries up it's still very interesting. Like a warrior carnation.


Speaking of the circle of life... I hate when birds hit the window. I always check to see if they fly away or end up on the ground. And I can usually tell whether they're going to live or die. Unfortunately this little guy broke his neck. Even then I had a moment where I thought recovery was possible because he held his head up... but you can see the light fade from their eyes, and fade it did.


Rest in peace little goldfinch.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

I'm Not a Hoarder

For quite some time now the King and I have been accumulating things like pack rats... Ooh shiny! Let's put that in the basement for... I don't know... something!

Sometimes we have a specific project in mind, oftentimes it just seems useful.

In the meantime, some things have been sitting around waiting for a home.

For instance, this rain barrel. It's been sitting on our back deck ever since we got it... almost two years ago. We finally moved it and the King hooked it up to our gutter with a flexible extender we'd purchased to route rainwater away from the foundation.

Today's cost $0, we had the rain barrel and we reused the extender.


The bag of potting soil sitting on top is waiting for me to plant mint. We love mint, but I don't want it growing everywhere so this is a perfect spot.

Once the pallet wall was officially underway, we realized we need more pallet wood. So we got permission to scrounge around in town and picked up a few pallets, some loose boards and a couple that were chopped up that I thought could be steps to the chicken coop.

Cost $0


This is the hugelkultur mound during the day, and the flowerbed. We need a little more topsoil. Then it will be finished and I can put weed fabric down (we have had some sitting in the closet for a few months), put plants in the ground, and cover it with mulch.

The wood was free, we bartered for the tiller, I'd already purchased the landscaping fabric, so the only cost was mulch and topsoil, under $50.


When we picked our friend's trailer up, our neighbors said they had wood we could scavenge, so we dug through the pile and think we have enough for the structure of the chicken coop, and possibly some pieces for the exterior as well.

Another freebie! The Queen rejoices!


This is my temporary garden. I've had the plants sitting on the porch, waiting on mounds or a garden bed. I actually had a garden bed I'd forgotten about, it was just overgrown with weeds. 

We'll see if I get any tomatoes or peppers out of it. If nothing else, it's a nice bed for the thyme and rosemary. And hopefully winter doesn't kill them this year...


This spigot has been broken since winter. 

Not last winter... the winter before. Turns out the pipe was cracked. So the King was able to replace it and now we have one functional spigot!!!He's going to see if he can fix the one on the side of the house next.

$15 instead of calling a plumber.


And what do you think this is going to be?


Here's a hint.


Yep, a cabinet for me to put laundry supplies in. As you can see from the pic above, it's rather cluttered right now.

The cabinet doors are from the kitchen, I took them off when I painted the cabinets and they fit perfectly. The wood is from the wall we took down in the kitchen, and some leftover from another project.


But they aren't done. The top needs to be stained.


And the rest needs to be painted. Happened to have extra paint handy too. This is the color I almost painted the kitchen, but it was too grey and I needed a blue-green. At least it didn't go to waste.


This stain is called driftwood, we used it on some of the pallet boards for the wall. It adds very little color, just some ashy tones that are especially apparent in the knotty areas of the board.

hahaha, knotty areas...


And now the top of the washer and dryer are clutter free! Thank you King!


It's nice to be able to accomplish things without money and free up a little basement real estate to boot.

Slowly but surely we are making this house our home.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Building a Wall

Today was a mishmash of accomplishments around ye olde homestead... er, castle.

First, a(nother) bird flew into the window. This one bonked his head pretty good.

We always check to make sure they get up and fly again. If they don't, we seize the opportunity to manhandle... I mean, "rescue" them. We no longer have cats outside, so I don't really know if it's necessary to pick them up, but my theory is that they come back to life more quickly in order to get away from us.

In the meantime I took photos.

I can always tell they are still stunned when their beaks are open. I imagine them just say, "What the hell? No really - what the hell?"


I know, it looks like the King was squishing him, but no, that's just what stunned birds do. I think they have trouble breathing when they're stressed. All I know is that when their beaks close again, that's when they are about ready to fly away.


An interesting bird. I assume a grosbeak of some sort but I don't know. I haven't looked him up yet.


He took a while to recover, but his neck wasn't broken so we held out hope.


Now we're getting somewhere, we're perching.


The Queen even got to be a perch. And then the bird pooped on me. So gracious these birds.


After the great bird adventure we decided to tackle the pallet wall that we set out to do about this time last year. We had a few stained boards that we sifted through, but not nearly the quantity I remembered. And then we decided we needed something to fill the gaps because these boards are not even and don't make a tight fit. Stain didn't work, gel stain was all dried up and the sharpie was a pain. So this is as far as we got for the night.


Which means we turned our attention back to the mounds. I wanted to take the wood we already had and restack it so that at least we could start finishing the areas in front of the castle.

People get curious about royalty and we are tired of the staring. Even Mayor Tom remarked that someone slowed as they passed the house, so it's not all in our royal heads.


I don't want to brag, but the Queen is quite the wood stacker. The King isn't so bad himself.


At this point the mound is about three feet high. I still need to pile the smaller sticks around the mound, and add the yard debris. Then at some point we add dirt and can start planting. From the road the pile is at the bottom of our picture window... so we will have to plant some hedges on top to get the privacy we were hoping for, but for now it helps keep the dogs from seeing other dogs on the road and maybe it will block some of the sounds from the road.

But for now, it's time to settle in for dinner and watch Dr. Pol.

Friday, September 4, 2015

Victory Garden

I first heard of a Victory Garden on PBS when I watched the show of the same name. It seems like a lifetime ago that my friend Debra and I were roomies and we made a day of PBS each and every Saturday. We also regularly had Wednesday sundaes and watched whatever horror movie a local tv station decided to air. Habits and routines, we had a few.

I love learning about gardening and farming. I have accumulated almost as many gardening books as I have cookbooks, which is quite a few. So when a fellow blogger linked to this publication I was fascinated with this peek into history.

I present you with The Victory Garden Leaders Handbook:

Link

I'm too tired from working in the flowerbed and kitchen all day to write much of a blog so I'll let you enjoy this piece of history and call it a night.


Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Goldfinch Babies Part II

More cuteness. 

It didn't feel cold to me but I guess it did to them.


What to do when you don't have a coat? Poof! Puff out your feathers of course!


Now they look like chicken babies.



Then one of them hopped over to the other to say hello.


Hi there.


You have something on your beak, just there. Let me get that off for you.


Stop nitpicking! I'm going to sit on this branch - don't follow me.


And you with the camera... give me a break...


Okay, maybe one more. This is my good side.


Hello Mr. Hummingbird.


Dad dropped by for a snack.


And mom flitted down too.


And then it was home in the magnolia tree for the evening.


A bedtime snack.


Since the King was tilling up the flowerbed today I added a couple of plants to the till. Mums were on sale, $0.94/ea, so I picked up two yellow and two scarlet.


And these crocuses, tulips and irises looked pretty.


Behold the virgin ground...


I just need to incorporate some topsoil and then I can start planting. We will also be piling up the stumps so we'll at least have some moundage, then we can just build out as we go.

Our barn is apparently in good shape, just needs a little work done where someone (long ago) drove a truck into the side of it. So we will soon have tobacco hanging in the barn, and a bushhogged field to boot. We think we found a great deal on some posts, so then all we'd need is an auger and some fencing to start putting that field to use with MOO COWS!!!!

And we found out that sawmills sell scrap... since there are several in the area we should be able to find what we need to build the chicken coop. We just need someone to level out the spot we marked.

Speaking of chickens, this is my dream flock.

A Golden Polish.


A Golden Wyndacote.

A Black Silkie Bantam.


A White Silkie Bantam.


And a Sebright... gorgeous isn't she? I want one, I want one, I want... ten!


Seems like it took forever, but we have finally started to find our place out here. I guess you just have to want it bad enough.